didn't sleep in

I went to dimsum today with my grandma and some of my extended family. Even though i feel i must have time to sleep in on saturday as much as an inverse x function must have asymptotes at the origin... i managed to get over myself for once today. Besides, making it out to dimsum where i can eat to my heart's content is not a terrible alternative as a saturday morning activity.

And oh my god, i just remembered an extremely disturbing detail. Brace yourselves kiddos because this is some really rough stuff coming. They didn't have dan tarts (or egg tarts for those of you who don't understand my fail chinese) this morning at the restaurant i went to. I am a very reasonable, and lenient person. If you punch me, i will not punch you back. If you make fun of me relentlessly, i will take it without protest. But if you refuse me the eggy delectable morning desert which i crave, then i really hope karma takes your ass down. Seriously, my mood went from excited anticipation to recursive disbelief. Everyone loves dan tart. Who are you to not serve it? Did anyone name you the guardian of the egg tarts? No, because that would definitely be me if there were such a thing.

It must have been make-asian-babies-and-bring-them-day at the restaurant. Usually there's a bunch, but today they were taking over. Everywhere i looked there were baby-fat-rosy-cheeks, chopstick drumsticks, and sloppy bowl cuts.

I think asians make the cutest babies. I guess i would be very biased in saying so, but i don't really care. Something about how all asian babies maintain a constant expression of general aloofness and bliss makes me swoon. I just want to walk around and poke all of them. They look so squishy. I love babies. I love asian babies.

Oh and there was one baby today who had eyes that were very far apart from each other that darted all over the place. Her cheeks were really chubby and red. All of that together made her look like a hamster. I was really hoping that her name would be something that someone would name their hamster, like Dustball. But then i remembered that she's a human being.