Whenever i dream, i dream very vividly. My dreams are almost always so realistic that i wake up thinking that what i just dreamed had actually happened in real life. It's not uncommon for me to wake up crying or shaking, or craving candy really badly. Or even sometimes, a couple days later, something like this happens.
Justin: Oh man, his face was priceless when we put peanut butter down his boxers the other day haha.
Friend: what the hell have you two been doing together... *awkward raised eyebrow*
And then i realize that it had only happened in my dream and not in real life and that i really shouldn't discuss things like this without thinking about it first. But you get the point now, my dreams are really real and convincing. For this reason, when i have a crazy dream, i remember it for days afterwards; all of the moments and emotions, everything.
Last night happened to be another of those crazy dreaming nights.
I found myself in the middle of a huge yard of warehouses. As soon as the dream started i had this gut feeling that there was something incredibly confidential inside these warehouses; each and every one. There was barbed wire and huge walls around each and every one. At first I just kind of walked around aimlessly, trying to get out of the place because it was a bit creepy, but then my curiosity got the best of me. I just had to know what was inside those buildings. I turned to the warehouse nearest to me and just started running at it as fast as i could. You could imagine that i was quite surprised when the giant walls instantly turned into skittles, and came crashing down. I wanted to stop running really badly so i could grab a whole bunch of skittles to take home and enjoy but i knew that what lay inside the warehouse was far more important.
I burst through the door and stopped immediately because i couldn't believe my eyes. I'm pretty sure i rubbed my eyes in real life, while sleeping. Everywhere i looked, everything was made of chocolate. Directly in front of me was a chocolate skateboard with a chocolate half pipe, to my left and right were chocolate fondue rivers, and hot chocolate babes suntanning on the river banks. Surely, this was heaven on earth, being hidden from the sight of the general public.
As i kept looking around, something more incredible than everything i had already seen caught my eye. It was directly in front of me, but about a kilometer away, beyond all of the chocolate obstacles. A purple glowing Mewtwo egg lay comfortably in a chocolate nest. There was a tiny crack on the top, and it was beginning to shake.
There are few things that i could possibly think are more desirable in life than a world made of chocolate, but a pet baby Mewtwo is definitely above chocolate on Justin's fantasy list. I grabbed the chocolate skateboard and started making my way as fast as i could towards the egg; if i didn't make it there before it hatched, if i wasn't the first thing it saw when it was born, i would never be accepted as its master, but if i could make it! Oh how endless the possibilities were.
My ecstasy quickly turned to horror when a jumbotron projector screen descended from the sky. And darth vader's face flickered to life, staring deep into my chocolate-happy-soul.
Vader: I cannot allow you to wield such power. I will remain the sole ruler of the universe. I regret to inform you of your imminent demise.
The screen disappeared and huge heaters suspended by helicopters covered the sky. All of them were running at full power. What had once been paradise quickly turned into a chocolatey hell. I began to sink into the melting earth, my vision the stinging sugar in my eyes. The last thing i saw was the egg sink into nothingness.
I woke up almost in tears, and the rest of my day has been completely unimpressive in comparison.
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