zahut

A couple days ago, i sat myself down in a corner of the library i usually work at for like 7 hours. I was editing some of my writing work for my design course; you could say that i finally decided to pull myself together and help my team out for once. I, being unable to constructively work for any great length of time, got very restless about halfway through the working process, and my mind began to wander. Naturally the first thing that i thought of was food.

"Food is so good, i love eating, i can eat food, i love to be eating food which is good and also happens to be edible."
*A guy walks by eating a hot dog*
"Omfg i love meat. Meat lover's pizzas are the greatest, all pizzas are great, i haven't been to pizza hut in a while. PIZZA HUT."

My mind was now stuck in an infinite loop. No matter what thought entered my head after this point, i continued to return to the thought of pizza hut. I don't know if any of you have had pizza hut lunch buffet before, but that's exactly what i associate pizza hut itself with. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's an all you can eat pizza lunch comprised of the basic pizzas, pasta, salad and desert pizzas, DESERT PIZZAS, DEEEESSSSSEEEERRRRTTT PIZZZZAAASSSSS. If you've had desert pizzas you will understand why my mind is blown. If you haven't then you have not truly experienced all that life has to offer, and you need to get your ass out there and experience it.

I googled all Toronto pizza hut locations and began systematically calling them one by one to see if they offer lunch buffets. I called like four of them, all were just delivery or take out locations. Each time i was rejected, i died a little inside, and had to contain my rage at the receptionist for working at an inadequate location. Honestly, who starts up a pizza hut franchise that does NOT serve lunch buffet? Fools. That's who. My apologies to any pizza hut franchise owners who are currently reading this and do not run dine-in locations; i meant no offense, you are just as welcome here as everyone else and you should become a follower for my blog :D.

The information that i uncovered only rendered my previous hope futile; there is only one dine-in Pizza-Hut location in the downtown region. And this location happens to be on Dufferin, otherwise known as "unreachable street". Now hopefully, all of the intel that i have gathered to this point is just seriously flawed, and there's little flourishing pizza huts all over the place that i just don't know about. If that IS the case, readers, please share your knowledge and make my life just a little brighter by telling me about another location.

Pizza Hut, if you are reading this, I am very disappointed in you. More disappointed than i was by the empty ice cream tub that greeted me the other day when i came home. YEAH.