okay so that wasn't me... moving on.
It's just hitting me now that i'm going to graduate alone. Not that i wasn't aware of it a year before now but i'm kinda just realizing what that actually means.
Sadly the rest of my engineering friends are deciding to make the smart financial choice and take a professional year, meaning that in the year during which i would be doing my fourth year of studies, all of them are going to be going out into the real world getting real jobs, making real money and picking up real bitches and hoes, not the digital ones that i download. For some reason, i appear to be the only engineer who isn't convinced that I should take this extra year and so there you have it my friends, I will be burying my nose in super-thick textbooks during a year of fun for my colleagues.
At first i was kinda like "hey, that means i get outta university a year earlier than all of them. Oh ho ho, that makes me so much smarter and awesome than them. That means i can start my real life even sooner!" but then i realize now, why do i WANT to start my real life yet? I don't think i do... the day that i have to actually start working in a big company and start making money for someone else; and taking only a fraction of the profits for myself... i think is going to be a sad day. I much prefer pretending that i'm being a very hardworking student (BAHAHHAHAHAHAH) and hanging out in the library "studying" (studying in this context actually refers to busting out multiple laptops with a group of friends and headshotting newbs for 5 hours straight and being obnoxiously loud while the real engineers are nerding it up behind us and deriving delta epsilon proofs). I could "study" for the rest of my life. Life is pretty darn fun right now, minus the odd test that i completely bomb and then tear up and stick into an uncleaned toilet (by odd test i mean every single one, excluding none)(how the heck do the engineering toilets get SO dirty... honestly if you can write organized and clean notes, you should be able to do your business cleanly too.)
The worst part though is that i'm going to have to go through that whole fourth year all by myself -_- There will be no one to share my pain when i get, to put it lightly; ass raped and then executed in my quantum physics class of the future. There will be no one who will share the humiliation with me of being laughed at for listening to Taylor Swift full blast while studying. Who will get sick with me after eating low grade meats from anywhere that'll offer a meal for less than 4 bucks? The answer my friends (or lack thereof) is no one because they'll be busy with their BITCHES AND HOES and lotsa CHEDDAR. I honestly don't know how i'm going to make it through that year alive.
And i know that to some of all of the 3 of you who are reading this post, the idea has arisen in your mind; "why don't you just make new friends with whom the perils and horrors of engineering may be shared?". My answer is short and sweet. Nah. I'm too lazy.
HOWEVER. After all of this complaining, there is one truth that keeps me incredibly comforted. I'MMA GET MY BEAUTIFUL ENGINEERING IRON RING A YEAR BEFORE ALL Y'ALL BITCHES. SO SUCK IT.
Have a good night :D
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