Pee

I would just like to say that it's really awkward for me to hear grunting in the washroom.

I was going about my business at the urinal today when the men's room door bursts open and a fellow student comes bounding towards the next vacant pee station. His fly was down before he arrived and assumed the position, and the whole time, he was panting as if he had just run 3 marathons. He then proceeded to do his own business while continuing to pant. This was such an awkward occurrence that i actually stopped midstream to wait for him to exit the same room as me.

I feel like people near the age of twenty should have enough experience in bladder management that they do not have to sprint to somewhere before they explode. It causes awkward situations for any witnesses. That said, i am very sympathetic towards this poor soul.