Sunday, July 18, 2010

Wonderful.

DISCLAIMER: If you happen to be reading this, and fall into one of the following groups;
  • One of the Wondergirls themselves
  • A fellow attendee of the wonderful Wondergirls concert
  • Someone who is extremely cynical and mean and wants to destroy my hopes and dreams
then keep in mind that this post contains extremely high levels of sarcasm and self flattery, neither of which are to be taken seriously... unless you happen to actually be a Wondergirl and would like to give me a private concert, because, you know, i'd probably shoot myself in the foot for a chance like that. Seriously though, don't take me seriously.


Just recently, a young asian male, 5"7.5, 64 kilograms was spotted in a room filled with young preteen girls, with a small camcorder in his hand. Said male was reported to have been filming the 5 incredibly good looking wondergirls who traveled all the way from Korea to Justin's own hometown, just to throw him a concert. This man is wanted for being far too happy to be seen in public, because anyone who sees him would become so green with envy that they would internally combust.

It's nearly a week later now, and i'm still in such huge disbelief that i got to see the Wondergirls live last monday night. Yes, they are comparable to being the Spice Girls of Korea. Yes, there have been many people who've laughed at me, ridiculed me, and disagreed with my music tastes, but i endured all of these things because my love for the Wondergirls is undefeatable

Arriving in the building, it was pretty apparent that Nikko and I were the black sheep in the huge HUGE flock waiting to get into the theatre. At least 95% of the audience was composed of asian girls under the age of 16, and their boyfriends. Sadly, i do not belong to this group of people, contrary to what many people said when i told them about the concert... sticking out like a sore thumb ended up working to my advantage though, since the Wondergirls couldn't help but stare our way the whole time *i only wish it were true D: *

I like to think it went down something like this...

Sohee: "Hey, is that two guys that i see right in the farthest back seats that could possibly be purchased here?"
Lim: "No, you must be seeing things, those two are screaming like 5 year old girls"
Sun: "Yeah, you're right, they just won't shut up, i can't hear anyone else screaming because they're just so loud, they must be extremely excited to see us, we should probably go hang out with them because they seem super-awesome"
Yenny: "Don't be stupid, that's Justin and Nikko, the two people we came all the way to Mississauga for. Oh and not to mention Ria who's going to be the 6th wondergirl in the near future."
Yubin: "Get your own boyfriend, Justin is mine"

This has been one of the very few concerts that i have been to in my life, so it might not sound like much when i say that it was the absolute BEST one... but rest assured, even in the case that i had been to hundreds, i am sure that i would be saying the same thing. The singing made me want to cry with intense joy, and the dancing sent chills down my spine. Congratulations Wondergirls, you've made a screaming, babbling, drooling idiot out of me, but i'm alright with that. Just remember, i may have asked each of the five of you to marry me, but that doesn't mean you have to fight over me, I would be glad to make the sacrifice of marrying all five of you.

Good luck in the rest of your tour, and thanks for the great show!

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