You would think that i don't have a heck of a lot to say about laundry seeing as i only learned how to do my own laundry about a year ago. Yeah i'm useless. But i think that my lack of laundratic training in my early years only gives me more to say about it. It's because when i finally learned how to do it, it was like i was being exposed to a whole new world of wonders. Laundry is wonderful for so many reasons.
Mommy appreciates it. When i do my own laundry *this rare phenomenon only legitimately occurs once in a blue moon, and should not be quoted or expected to be continuously occurring* my mother loves it. She seems to beam with pride every time i exit the laundry room, having finished loading my laundry, as if to say "I am satisfied that my son has turned out to be not completely useless and is actually able to carry out a simple, easy task" It must be true that after all of these years, my mom's had to lower her standards so that there will actually ever be times when she can be proud of me. For instance, me doing my laundry for once.
The clothes fit nicely. Has anyone else noticed that after you wash and dry your clothes, they fit amazingly? Somewhere in the process of wearing my clothes, I manage to make them all stretchy and baggy, and they start to hang off of me like i got shrunk'ded. BUT after a quick toss in the dryer, my jeans and shirts hug my skin oohhhh so comfortably... and makes my bum look good :D
The smell. This is the single most amazing part of laundry. THE SMELL. I purposely put in something that's probably double the amount of fabric softener that you actually need into my laundry loads, JUST so that when i'm done, and the clothes are all warm and fluffy, and smelling incredible, i can just lie face up on my couch and put my newly cleaned clothes on my face, and just BREATHE amazingness. Such moments make life worth living.
So all of you should do laundry very often. Cuz it makes your butt look nice and smell good.
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