Milk.

So i was drinking milk.

The random thought hit me.

"Who the hell was the first person to drink milk?"

I mean ever. I'm sure humans have been drinking milk for a freaking long time but what was going through the guy's head who was the first to try it?

"I wonder what would happen if I pulled really hard on those dangly thingies underneath that large fat animal... hey! stuff's coming out, i think i'll drink it."

Not to mention that nowadays we skim and process our cows milk, and i'm sure that wasn't the case back then. Just imagine what raw cow's milk straight from the udder tastes like. I have a feeling it's sour. Ew sour milk.

After having that thought, i couldn't finish my glass of milk.

i am drinking bodily fluids, i am drinking bodily fluids, i am drinking bodily fluids.